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blowjob division belongs to the french kiss army. when french are nuked is called french toast.

“吹箫”部门隶属于法式吻军队。当法国人红果果时叫做法式土司。

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob.

今天我GF用给我咬来贿赂我，因为我们晚上要和她爸妈去吃饭。

Stanford was getting a blowjob? l thought he would be.

史丹佛接受口交？我以为是他帮…

Let me explain the code. 5, blow job.

我来解释下这个代码，5代表吹箫

Today, I inadvertently talked my girlfriend out of giving me a blowjob for my birthday. FML.

今天，我无意中说漏了女友在我生日的时候给我口活作为礼物的事。FML。

A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.

替警察吹吹喇叭会使女人逃过超速罚单。

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real.

今天，我意识到我有梦游症。上星期，那个我给我室友口交的梦，居然是他妈真的。

Usually it is more like, "Oh my god, I got the sickest blowjob last night. . . " and that's the end of it.

通常是像这样，“天啊，昨天晚上吹箫真是糟透了……”然后，就没有了。

Losing his job was a real blow to his pride .

失掉工作对他的自尊是个沉重的打击。

To most people, that's downright cheeky: like a man getting a blowjob from your spouse while asking you to make him a cup of tea.

对大多数人而言，这是彻头彻尾的厚颜无耻：就像是，有个家伙让你家那位给他吹喇叭，同时又要求你给他泡杯茶。

I need a blow job from Christy Turlington.

我还想让克里斯蒂.特灵顿帮我口交呢.

Mary blow hot and cold about her job; every day she changed her mind.

玛丽对于工作的事情拿不定主意,她今天想这样, 明天又想那样.

Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

女人吹喇叭时会失控的呻吟。

Helen blow hot and cold about her job; every day she changed her mind.

海伦对于工作的事情拿不定主意,她今天想这样, 明天又想那样.

Next thing I know, she invites me in, and I get a blow job.

接着她就把我叫进屋，给我吹了个箫。

A lot of men are totally blunt, and will say 'I like bigger tits than you've got', or 'How much for a blowjob? '

许多男人简直粗鲁到家了，他们会说‘我喜欢比你咪咪大的妞’，或‘来个口交要多少钱？’

This narrow margin gave it victory over Michael Caine's line,' You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off "from 1969" s The Italian Job.

英国著名演员迈克尔·凯恩在1969年的电影《偷天换日》中的那句“你只能杀出一条血路。”因一票之差，屈居第二。

Ring up every critic in London and offer them a blow job

打电话给伦敦的每位批评家，然后替他们吹箫…